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whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

serkets:

reasons i dont want to go back to school

  • homework
  • being forced to be around dumb,horrible, and mean people for so long
  • have to wear a bra
  • forced social interaction
  • gross teachers 
  • having to actually put on clothes that arent pajamas
  • have to wake up early
  • cant stay up too late
  • no sleeping in class
  • no eating in class
  • less time for internet and friends 
  • did i mention that 80% of ppl here are giant assholes
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